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Shatner's Bassoon
News From Telly To Belly
Created on 2003-08-27 06:56:33 (#1284416), last updated 2007-04-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Craig Stevenson |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-19 |
| Location: | Leeds, United Kingdom |
BioWhen I go shopping in the North, I find
The service is always splendid.
A cheery smile you can count on, while
The correct change is being tended.
If anyone dares criticise their wares,
They never will be offeneded,
And if it needs repairs, they'll even lend you theirs
While yours is being mended.
Shopkeepers in the North are nice...
They ask after your kids and wife...
And once you've had a good chin-wag,
They'll pop your provisions in a bag.
But when I'm shopping in the South I find
The shop-girls are all so haughty,
Standing there with their nose in the air
As if you've done something naughty.
My "how do you do" in the chip-shop queue
Was recieved in total silence.
My "take care, cock" in the butcher's shop
Was met with a look of violence.
Oh, shopkeepers in the North are nice...
They ask after your kids and wife...
And once you've had a good chin-wag,
They'll pop your provisions in a bag...
[fade]
- The great John Shuttleworth
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The service is always splendid.
A cheery smile you can count on, while
The correct change is being tended.
If anyone dares criticise their wares,
They never will be offeneded,
And if it needs repairs, they'll even lend you theirs
While yours is being mended.
Shopkeepers in the North are nice...
They ask after your kids and wife...
And once you've had a good chin-wag,
They'll pop your provisions in a bag.
But when I'm shopping in the South I find
The shop-girls are all so haughty,
Standing there with their nose in the air
As if you've done something naughty.
My "how do you do" in the chip-shop queue
Was recieved in total silence.
My "take care, cock" in the butcher's shop
Was met with a look of violence.
Oh, shopkeepers in the North are nice...
They ask after your kids and wife...
And once you've had a good chin-wag,
They'll pop your provisions in a bag...
[fade]
- The great John Shuttleworth
----------
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acting, blood bowl, brass eye, chris morris, comedy, computers, des lynam, film, fishbone, frank zappa, jam, john shuttleworth, league of gentlemen, literature, liverpool, magic: the gathering, monty python, music, peter cook, peter kay, phoenix nights, playing guitar, plays, reeves and mortimer, role-playing, rolf harris, soccer, spinal tap, takeshi's castle, tenacious d, the day today, the office, the trophy of respect, writing
Schools:
Wirral Grammar School for Boys - Bebington, England - Merseyside, United Kingdom (1984 - 1990)Birkenhead Sixth Form College - Birkenhead, England - Merseyside, United Kingdom (1990 - 1992)
Aberystwyth University - Aberystwyth, Wales - Ceredigion, United Kingdom (1992 - 1995)
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